Thursday, July 20, 2017

Public transport

Ohayo mina-san!

How are you guys doing today? It's cloudy here and rain going to start pouring soon. Today is a busy day but hell, I still got time to post an entry here. Cause somehow, I think it's quite important for you guys to know annoying facts that people do when they are using public transportation (like bus, mrt, train, etc).

Here are some annoying things that might happen to you guys if you guys are taking public transport and ways to overcome it? Ok, I won't tell you. It depends on you guys how you guys wanna it to be done. In your own way.


1. Putting your items (bags mostly) at a sit next to you. Guys, please. For heaven sake, put your bag on the floor. We all pay for one seat. Why you put your bag on a chair next to you? Your bag is alive and you pay fare for your bag also is it? Stupid can't think huh? People also pay and need to sit. (if there is no sit left, then its fine) And additional annoying thing, pretend to sleep some more. Walao you. Brain at your knee is it? Mangkuk tingkat betul. Tabah lah wahai hati.


2. Playing song in loudspeaker mode. Oi! Kau apehal? You think all people there like to hear what you hear? Go play on loudspeaker for what? Your brain cacat is it? Come on, there are this thing we call headphones or earphones or whatsoever so you can keep your bullshit song to yourself. None of us want to listen what you are listening. And some of us prefer to hear natural sound like sound of a car, sound of a bike, sound of a car crashing, sound of a car drifting or whatsoever. Your song, you go listen alone.


3. Talk very loud during a phone call. Bro, you deaf is it? Or the other person deaf? Better use text messages if either one of you is deaf. Trust me, it is better that way. Easy for both parties. You go and talk very loud so that everyone there can hear your problem and give you solution to it? Or, let people know what you are doing right now and let them judge you? Or whatever reason, stop it. Talk as smooth as possible or tell them that you will call them back later. Find a confine room and yell as loud as you want while no one around. Better don't you think so?


4. Snoring while sleeping. Ok ok, I guess this one is out of our capabilities to control. But its still annoying weh! Imagine you are watching the scenery across the highway (haah, scenery la sangat!), then you hear people sleeping with an elephant snore. Walao. Boleh bawak bergaduh! Oh well, I can't say to much on this as we cant actually control snoring unless with a proper sleeping posture and items.


5. Being nosy. Keep on staring and peeping on other people phone. Hello, you being nosy for what? I kacau your life is it? Why you want to know what happening with my life while I'm using my mobile phone eh? Mati la nak. Mind your own kain. (business)

Lets be considerate with each other. The world is for us to live. Not only you are living in it. If you happen having that need, apply to NASA for a trip to moon and you can live there on your own. How's that sound? See ya!

*The list can be more. But I'm going off soon so I will keep this post as it is now. Leave a comment below if you happen to encountered more annoying behavior of people in public transport. Till the next entry. Live your life to the fullest and keep calm in everything. Peace no war. Mmkay bye.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Driver tolol

Good day mina san,

Ogenki desuka? Eceh. Acah acah speaking Japan. Tonikaku (anyway), nothing much to story bout actually just want to keep my blog updated so let me just share about this tolol (stupid) driver on my way to work this morning.

It all started, in a dark road with only visible with street lights and lights from vehicles. I'm not that late to work but I'm kinda speed up (90km/h je pun!) and there was this one, white, stupid vios driver in front. OK, before we proceed, if there are 3 lanes, obviously the very left  is to turn left, middle and right to go straight, yes? (refer picture below). Common sense macam tu kan? Oh well, according to my last driving class, 8 years back it was like that. Don't know now there is changes in it lah kan.

(gigih drew with paint okay)

I was at the back of that tolol car and he drove a car like snail. I overtook him on the left as I want to take left turn within 200m (I guess), and of course when you overtook a car, you speed up, kan? So, I speed up my car and when suddenly this tolol turn left too, and guess what? Yeah, his rear signal failed to function and his rear signal were there just for a show. Woohoo my car got rear signal light too but it just for show bitches! And I already halfway to overtake him so I went full throttle and managed to overtake him. Next thing surprised me when he speed up and drove beside my car, unwind his windshield and gave me that one look. Of course I looked back at him, gave him a stare and flip my hair and drove away. He only dare to overtook me and gave that one kind look because he got 3 other person in that car. Acah acah. Hey hallo, you got into different lane without giving a proper signal and you want to give me that one look? Motherf@#4 betul. Kau pergi driving school mana do? Do do do betul.

Moral of the story is, always use your rear signal to change lanes. Even there is no car around you. Why? To make it a habit so that you don't become like this tolol shit who acah acah brader tailong abang naga whatsoever. Gosh they really need to learn how to use rear signal already. Its 2017 man. Come on! Like what? Using it one time will cost you RM10 is it? Mother@#4 betul. Eh lucky aku ni bukan jenis kaki gaduh. Kalau tak, mungkin aku dah langgar dia. Eceh. Aku pun acah acah disitu.

Ok, thats all actually nak cerita. Saja. Nak luahkan perasaan sikit. Thanks for reading. I put an effort to drew that image with paint hokay! Tolong appreciate sikit entry ni. Usually I ask help from Pakcik Google sajo. Hehe.

*guys who read this, please, please, please.. Remind yourself, practice yourself, make a habit of using rear signal. People won't know that you are changing lanes if you are not using your rear signal. And, please, use it early, not to early, and not to late. Come on, if that simple thing you cant do, PLEASE, throw away your driving license. You are an useless, pathetic, worthless driver. That is all I want to say to those who are not being considerate about others on the road. You guys are F-ing annoying. Until next time, xoxo. Mmkay. Bye.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Despacito berhantu

Hi dear all,

Yes. It's been awhile, again. Gahhh! I don't know till when this "It's been awhile" will last. Anyway, just to update you guys that this Despacito song is quite spooky. It haunt me everywhere I go now. I wonder why. Does the lyrics like any demonic mantra or what? It's keep on repeating even though whenever I sing that song, it will come our garbage (as usual, can only get the last part, the toooo tooo too part at the back). Still, nice song. Bye for now, going to listen to it again with full volume and on the dance floor! Maybe you guys can have a go for it too. Hit it!

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