Sunday, June 28, 2009

Some Jokes

Funny. This kid are genius. Haha!!

  • A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

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The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista:

  1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
  2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
  3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
  4. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
  5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
  6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
  7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
  9. Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
  10. This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
  11. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
  12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
  13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
  14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
  15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  16. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
  17. Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  19. WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
  20. User Error: Replace user.
  21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
  22. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
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The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:
  1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
  2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
  3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
  4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
  6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
  7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
  8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
  9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
  10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
  11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  12. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  13. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  14. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
  15. User Error: Replace user.
  16. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
  17. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
(some of them was already mentioned at the above joke. >.< )



*the cause of this posted was, BORED. haha!! so, enjoyed ur self reading this funny jokes. Not that funny though. haha!! ;p

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