Monday, March 15, 2010

Let's read some jokes. :)




  • First Joke (18SX):

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says..

"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."


His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"


  • Second Joke:

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her, Love her, Stroke her, Tease her, Comfort her, Protect her, Hug her, Hold her, Spend money on her, Wine & dine her, Buy things for her, Listen to her, Care for her, Stand by her, Support her, Go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked & Bring beer....

  • Third Joke:

This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, or 10 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg.

They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a gorgeous lady, stark naked, with a sign saying

"If you catch me, I'm yours."

He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the girl, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.

He's back on the street and starts to think.

"Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."

So next week he goes back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 10 more kg."

"No problem," says the manager.

Again he strips, and is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a gorilla with a sign

"If I catch you, you're mine."



*so, just for fun. heh. time to let your tension gone and read this jokes and Laugh Out Loud! to anyone to intend in open up a weight-loss-gym, you can take the 3rd joke idea's. i think it really works. haha!! funny stuff to read. :D

20 comments:

missy suzi said...

astaghfirullahalazim..lagho nih smue..azizi..azizi..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.love this~

16-EiGht-46 said...

hahaha. ape yg lagho nye. jokes je la. hahaha!! bnde ni je yg leh wat org release tension. kan?? ;p

emy said...

hahahaha.cam bodo.
no 3 lg la.
igt sume cre die sme je la?
hahaha

16-EiGht-46 said...

hahaha. kal0 care same je nnt. payah plak nnt. hahaha!! tp en, kal0 tue, mesti die slal0 je nk hilang 10kg. sebab gorilla. ke cane?? hahahahah!!

emy said...

hahahaha.cam syiak.

16-EiGht-46 said...

haha!! betol la kan?? ;p

NurAzlan said...

hahhaha.. xpe2 gud education kot . well nice joke for good learning . hahaha .

16-EiGht-46 said...

haha!! gud learning ehh?? ape yg gud learning nye? cesh!

NurAzlan said...

weelll .. education camne nk gune proper for example like "bouncing" . wakakaka.,

16-EiGht-46 said...

hotak k0. haha!! xpe, 4 an educate people, bnde tuh 1 pelajaran. tp kal0 org mcm pau... haaaa~ hahahaha!!

mvp_dina13 said...

TEPI SKET!!!

lawak!
gelak!

16-EiGht-46 said...

ouhh!! kal0 gelak kene tulis gelak ehh?? hahah!!

NurAzlan said...

sah ar tuh dah x betol .!

16-EiGht-46 said...

ko baru taw?? die mmg camtuh. whaha!!

NurAzlan said...

kawan sape ar tuh en ! hahah

16-EiGht-46 said...

haha. tu la pasal. hadoila. susah tol dpt kawan camtuh. wahahha!!

mvp_dina13 said...

TEPI SKET!!!

jahat seh!

16-EiGht-46 said...

hahahahah!! lawak saje kasik release tension. ;)

Hafiz Hamdan said...

This is hillarious! Haha!

16-EiGht-46 said...

haha. ko mmg. bab2 mcm ni mmg hilarious bg ko. ;p

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