Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Is it wrong?

is it wrong to make friend with all those bisex, homo and lessy people? They all have their right to have friends right? Umm. What do you think? This question came out when some, umm.. many i think of my friend turn into one of that kind of people. so, i cant just put an end to our friendship right? *sigh* Opinion guys? =)

*it just came out of my mind. So, it just need to ask. Haha! so, ape kate korang? hmm. i'll put this under the Opinion tag.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Some Jokes

Funny. This kid are genius. Haha!!

  • A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”


The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista:

  1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
  2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
  3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
  4. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
  5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
  6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
  7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
  9. Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
  10. This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
  11. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
  12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
  13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
  14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
  15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  16. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
  17. Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  19. WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
  20. User Error: Replace user.
  21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
  22. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:
  1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
  2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
  3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
  4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
  6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
  7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
  8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
  9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
  10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
  11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  12. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  13. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  14. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
  15. User Error: Replace user.
  16. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
  17. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
(some of them was already mentioned at the above joke. >.< )

*the cause of this posted was, BORED. haha!! so, enjoyed ur self reading this funny jokes. Not that funny though. haha!! ;p

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Hari terbuka EX-Skola aku. Hehe.

(gile GAY ayat tuh. haha!) Im sick today. ntah pehal ntah. ak kua ngan mmber semalam, then, blik je umh. Leh di bantai nye demam. Start, sakit tekak then start panas. Batuk n seseme. adoila. tensen2. ak pk ak tak nk pegi ke Hari terbuke ni. Sebab, mcm tak larat je. huhu. tp, pg 2 ak bgun je troz g mndi. Haha! Siap2 k0l 9AM. Ari ni ak kne jmput 2 org penting. (tak penting lgsg pon. saje wat gimik ckp penting. Haha!) Raja yg tak leh di sembah. Si Nashruddin aka Cik Cit (igt che.Bam? die bg nme kt nash tadik. Haha!) ngan si ZulHaffiq Nasriq aka Gemox. Huhu. Di0wg amat la pemalas nk naek bus. So, nk xnk, ak g la jmput s0rang2 nek moto VS ak. adoila. da naek bergegar da moto tuh. Haha! moto lame, da leh wat 2ka da 2. Haha!! So, smpai umh Cik Cit, die tgh packing2 barang nk ke tgnu. Smbung degree kt UDM. Waaa!! da dak degree dak mmber ak sorang ni. Pndai tol. Tggu die jap dlm 15minit. Then, anta die g sk0la. minx die tggu jap smntre ak g amek si Gemox. Smpai umh Gemox, ak pggil2 tak deng0. So, kne k0l. Adoila. Then, smpai sk0la dlm k0l 9.45AM camtuh. Smpai je sk0la, ak g carik gerai Che.Bam, Jah, n bella. Di0wg jual air yougurt mnde ntah. Masam!! Haha! Rm3. Cesh. Pk nk bli nasik lemak, sbb jah kate ade nasik lemak. Tp, dalam masam2 tuh, kire sale di0wg agak power gak ar. Smpai2 da SOLD OUT! Nasik lemak ar tapi. Haha! Gile laku seyh nasik lemak. Smpai2 je ak tg0k jah tgh nangis. Ak pon gelak segile2 alam. Haha! sbb tak taw paper le. Mne tak nye, org g sane happy2. die g nangis. KEJADAH?! Rupernye, nset die ilang. adoila. Da jadik kes. Pas kes pujuk2 selesai, Gemox, Cik Cit n ak jln2 la ke gerai2 yg ade. Jmpe la mmber lme, Galvin (the best student from form 1 to form 5. GILE!!), Geoh (tggi tol dak geoh ni. Haha!!), Radz n Keyma (suffer from anorexia. haha! Joking. Tp, seolah2 begitu. Adoila.). Even jmpe sri, Si kecik tuh. haha! Jmpe cikgu2. Haha! Agak segan ar g sk0la. Mcam org asing. Sume nk pndang. Taw la ak comel. haha!! jgn ar pndang lame2. Segan ar. Haha!! Even, Si pemain bola MALAYSIA pon datang. Si Zaquan. ke Zafuan ntah. haha! tak cam. Same je muke. Booth maxis ade, celcom pon ade. Adoila. Da mcam Jom Heboh tv3 pon ade gak. haha!!Dalam kol 11.30AM camtuh, ak kne nta Cik Cit blik umh sbb die da nk gerak g tganu. Anta die blik, then jmpt Gemox nta die g xray kt town n amek result medical check up kt klinik dekat ngan sk0la. then nta die blik. Sbl0m smpai umh die, g nta helmet Cik Cit dlu. DIE TAK PEGI GANU LAGIK. LAHABAU tol. penat je anta awal2. haha! dok lepak kt umh die jap men snap2 gmbar. haha!! ye la, kang die rndu lak kat ak n Gemox. So, leh ar die tg0k gmbar tuh. =). Abeh snap2 gmbar, nta Gemox blik n ak straight blik umh sbb ade cine kt umh tgh pasang awning. Parents ak takde sbb g ngantar org kawen. Smpai umh, ak bantai membute. Haha!! Sedar2 je, parents ak ketuk pn2. da blik da. haha!! G bukak pintu n smbung td0w. haha! sbb, bru pas mam ubat. So, kinda sleepy. >.<

*It kinda funny day though. Btw, jah nye nset da ditemui. Syukur le yee. Time tahun ak ade kt sk0la, tak plak hari2 mcm nie. Kalo ade, mst bes. Huhu. Btw, SEKOLAH MENENGAH KEBANGSAAN TUNKU AMPUAN DURAH memang ROCK! Haha! best school ever. =). Keep it up. heh3. Btw, pade mmber2 ak yg da nk masok U, continuing their degree 2. Smoge berjaye ekh. Pandai la korang. =). Good LUCK to you guys. Pndai2 la korang berdikari sebab korang da bergelar siswazah dan siswizah? ekh? haha!! paper la. paper pon, korang da besau skang. Haha!! ;p

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Unusual thing happened.

Haha! what do u think? Ak kemas bilik. Haha!! tbe2 je dtang wahyu nk kemas baju n blik. Ak tg0k akk ak kemas baju die yg melampau2 la byk. GILE BANYAK! Tak amek gmbar plak tadik. adoila. Gmbar blik ak sbl0m n selepas pon ak tak amek. Haha! Lupe gile. Crazy thing happened sometimes. haha!!

*kalo dtang rajin ak, gile rajin. Datang mlas nye, PERGH!! gile pemaleh. haha!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

WTH?! My pointer critically drop?!

WAAA!!! how im suppose to do now. Haa!! 2 la, maen2 lagik. kan da. Trok t0l k0 nie Jieji. Kambeng tol la. but, im relief that i dont need to repeat any paper or even worse, repeat SEMESTER!! huhu. Thanks ALLAH 4 that. =)

*bygkan la betape turon nye pointer ak?! anyway, congrats kt Dba sebab pointer die atas 3. Die mmg pndai. Huhu. Kami2 yg laen, tak lepas 3 pon. GILE GAY!! ~.~"

Monday, June 22, 2009

June Event.

June 8th-11th 2009.

  • Been busy preparing for my sis engagement and my bro big day, his wedding day. Bli barang sume. Gule2. Telur. Bunge telur and all the wedding stuff.

June 12th 2009.

  • SHE FINALLY ENGAGED?! Wow!! Congrats to u my dear sister. huhu. Sayang ko lebey ar. Da betunang da ko en. She engaged on the june 12th 2009. She, Wan Nuur Sabrina Bt. Jamil with his beloved Muhd Nor bin. ?? ( Lupe. haha! ). After a long relationship that starts since she was at her high school. Form 4 if im not mistaken. Till now, she 22 y/o. Cool isnt it? haha! May the god bless always with ya till ur married sis!!

June 13th 2009.

  • MY BIG BRO FINALLY MARRIED?! haha! that playboy dude. haha! he had so many girlfriend since he 19. WTH?! haha! at last, he, Wan Azfian, married with Muhaina. althought he had a lot of girlfriend, still, once there was bond, there's always have. erk, ade kene mengena ke ayat tuh? haha!! Die akad nikah pada pukul 11am di masjid Senggeh, MELAKA. ( there's a lot of weird kampung name there. Haha! funny names. ) Once akad nikah selesai, die bersanding kat umh pengantin perempuan pada puk0l 1pm. There, the wedding theme was pink and silvery white.(w/o my angah.) While waiting for that, my lil cousins and i ate some nasi with rendang and ape ntah. tak igt. haha! When the occasion bersanding siap, he stay there for a night. We went back home at seremban and get ready for the big occasion for tommorrow. Huhu.

June 14th 2009.

  • SECOND DAY of bersanding. Haha! now at Seremban, NEGERI SEMBILAN. Our hometown. Bgun kol 8am. The ladies, as usual. Busy at the kictchen. The gentlemen, as usual. Busy lifting sofa's and the heavy thing out from the hall. Me? haha! smbung tidow!! LOL. no la, im busy finding some karaoke songs for those who want to karaoke. Im in charge for karaoke section. And hell yeah, im doing 2 work at the same time. Karaoke handling and camera man. *sigh* Luckly, my cousins there to help me out with the karaoke. Wedding theme, Black and White. Different, unique. LOL. Majlis mkan start kol 11am. Ak mndi k0l 12pm. Haha! gile2. Ramai gak ar mndi k0l 12pm tuh. Nseb baek ak serbu tandas dlu. Haha! From 11am- 5pm, im waiting. Agak tacing ar jap, mmber k0lej s0rang pon tak dtg. Time ajk, pergh!! gile kentang msing2 ckp nk dtg. HAMPEH~! ... ok2, done with that. My old high school classmate came. Busy till 4pm. K0l 4 2 da reda sket da. K0l 6 2 ramai sedare mare blik umh msing2. sebb, bes0k nye, ank2 mereka nk sk0la da. Mlm tuh, acare mmbuke adiah plak. Siap2, ak mndi and tid0w. Haha!!

June 19th 2009.

  • Get ready to go to JB. Utm skudai. from seremban, kami gerak k0l 10.30pm. Benti rehat kt mne ntah, smpai skudai k0l 1am on the June 20th 2009.

June 20th 2009.

  • Abg ku trime pengtauliahan diraja forbeing the best cadet in recruit in TUDM. Pergh! bangge ak ngan die. Hehe. Smpai je, mndi2. Baring, golek2 atas katil, k0l 3am bru tid0w. haha!! k0l 8am, my mom and dad got up and gone to the field to see my big bro, Wan Al-Junaidi bin Jamil marched. Ak, akk ak, al0ng, his wife and his only son, angah and his wife gone there at 11am! Haha!! Syukur ALHAMDULLILAH, time kami smpai, abg ak br je start marching. SEGAK seyh abg ak. =). Siap2 marching, g amek anugerah kat DSI, Dewan Sultan Iskandar. Kami lepak2 kt khemah, my mom and dad je yg ms0k tg0k. Lepak2 till 1pm. Snap2 pic ngan my bro, nk blik ke dorm. ITS RAINING! LOL. Kuyup masing2. Haha! blik je, mndi and BOOM! tid0w balik. haha!! bgun2 k0l 4.30pm, packing2 nk ke Pasir Gudang. Rumah pkcik. Bawak pengatin baru, my angah and kakngah there.

June 21st 2009.

  • Woke up at 8am. Brush my teeth and washed my face up. Tron bawah, da siap breakfast. ape lagik, MAKAN!! Haha!! btw, there, my mom and all the ladies, dpat taw rahsie recipe KFC seyh! gile!! =). pas ni, xyah g kfc. haha!! then, k0l 10.30am camtuh, siap2 nk g danga bay. Before g danga bay, singgah kt Kit Mart (xslap la.) Barang kt c2, sumpah.. xtpu. MURAH GILE. huhu. All in one place. ckp je ape, sume ade. pas 2, bergerak ke Danga bay.

  • Jln2 kt c2 till k0l 3pm tak slap. Then, otw blik ke seremban. Smpai seremban around 6pm. Sebab byk sgt stop. Si kecik, Wan Muhammad Aqil Danial bin Wan Azrol, my big bro son asyik2 buang ayaq. Nk kne 2ka pampers. haha!

June 22nd 2009.

  • Nothing. Just HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO ABG WAHYU HIDAYAT. My CEO in College EXCO team. LOL. and, t0day, my result da kua!! Giler!! Takot gile. tgh men game, tbe2 je Pn. Lyn k0l, and ckp thniah. English kamo A. LOL. Im happy with that. But, im not so sure bout the others. When i want to check it out, die kate ade tungakan?! WTH?! ak msg Miss Suzi minx tlong check kt pejabat kewangan. Then, my friends ckp, di0wg pon ade tunggakan. gile GAY! Kolej da gile. haha!! So, dont know my result yet. Huhu. Seram.

*baru dpt taw result English, Programming and OKBH. English, Ok. Programming. huhu. Sorry miss, cant giv u an A. OKBH gred? Sux! Dammit!! Btw, got some bad news from miss and its frustrating. VERY!! "How Could this happened to me?!" - a quote from untitled, Simple plan. Huwaaaaa!!!! =(

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Wedding day.


*i'll post some pic later. haha! i think, i need to rest for a while. A couple of month i think. haha!! no la, just a few hours only. ;p

Monday, June 8, 2009


It been pretty busy around here. Huhu.

*im gonna update my blog after my bro wedding day. Huhu.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Adobe Photoshop CS4 Extended v11.0 Full Incl KeyGen

Adobe® Photoshop® CS4 software accelerates your path from imagination to imagery. Ideal for photographers, graphic designers, and web designers, the professional standard delivers new features such as automatic layer alignment and blending that enable advanced compositing. Live filters boost the comprehensive, nondestructive editing toolset for increased flexibility. And a streamlined interface and new timesaving tools make your work flow faster.

Install Notes:

  • Add the following line in your hosts file located on C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
  • Choose Manual installation
  • Unselect everything you can, except Adobe Photoshop & Adobe Bridge
  • Use our keymaker to register the application
KeyGen Released By Core.

Download via Rapidshare : Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

*just copy from other site. haha! use this to edit ur pic. :D very useful.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Dont want to post that event!!

Huhu. i dont want to post that event on that blissful day (although there some slightly ****king **mn thing happened that day.) Want to know why?! Because i dont hav any picture of that blissful moment!! HATE IT!

*budus. NYIRAP GILE!! huhu. Laen kali ar. If i ever go there again, i'll make sure that i'll take some photos. Hampeh tol. Huhu.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Clickable Mouse Wheel

Hmm. I dont know that anyone already know this. I know this because my older bro told me last 2month. Haha! so, i think i should share it with ya guys. So, do your mouse have the Wheel? Hmm, the middle part between the left and right click? Yeah!! that Wheel. Hmm, i dont really know the other use of it except for rolling upwards and downward. LOL. So, in the last 2 month, my bro told me that it can be used in a browser to open a new tab. So, that the other use of it. Haha! Instead of using right-click and click on "Open in the new tab", u can easily do that with a single-click of that roller. It save ur time and much conveniently .Haha! (is that the right word to describe it? Ah well~ Haha!) So, that all for today PC facts. LOL.

*for those who already know it, just SHUT UR ****ING **MN MOUTH OUT OF HERE!! Haha!! for those who dont know, there u go. New thing to learn. Hehe. Btw, i only try it out at Mozilla Firefox. Huhu.

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